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Urgent and anxious callers
Wasps by the back door or mice in the kitchen: people ring the next number if nobody answers within a minute or two.
Quietly Sorted Pest control
For pest controllers
Nobody with wasps waits until tomorrow to ring.
Pest control calls are urgent and a little embarrassing for the caller. They want a calm answer, a price and a time today. Then there are the commercial contracts with routine visits and reports. We set up the systems for both.
Setup never more than £995. Fixed price in writing, live by a date we guarantee, monthly cancel-anytime.
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Emergency call-out
Where pest controllers lose work.
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Follow-up visits
Most treatments need a second or third visit. Arranging them by phone is a job in itself.
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Commercial contracts
Routine inspections for restaurants and landlords need scheduling, reports and invoices that go out on time.
What we fix
What we’d usually sort first.
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Calls answeredOften first
Calls answered calmly, any time, with your prices for common pests and the next available slot.
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Bookings and remindersOften first
Follow-up visits booked automatically after the first treatment.
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Books kept
Commercial contract visits invoiced on schedule, and domestic jobs paid by card on the day.
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More good reviews
A discreet review request. Some customers would rather not mention mice publicly, so it isn’t pushy.
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A website that works on a phone
A site with clear prices by pest and an obvious way to get help today.
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Quotes followed up
Proofing and commercial contract quotes followed up.
Your proposal is based on what we find in your business, so the order may be different for you.
Works with the tools pest controllers often run on
- ServiceM8
- Jobber
- Google Calendar
- Outlook
- Xero
- QuickBooks
- FreeAgent
- Sage
- Stripe
- SumUp
- Square
Not on the list? If it has a way in, we can usually connect it. If it doesn’t, we’ll say so in your proposal.
Who does what
Every part of the job has its own desk.
A small business shouldn’t need a back office to run like it has one. Behind each build is a set of specialist desks, each doing one job properly, with Zac checking the result before it reaches you.
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Reads your website, your Google listing, your reviews and the businesses near you, so your proposal starts from facts about your business rather than a template.
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Writes up what we found, what we would fix, the fixed price and the date it will be live. You get it in writing and decide in your own time.
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Builds the website, the booking page, the call handling and the follow-ups, then tests each one on a phone before anything goes live.
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Connects it all to what you already use: your calendar, job app, accounts and card reader. You don’t have to learn new software.
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Answers your calls and messages, day or night, books jobs into your diary and puts the urgent ones straight through to you.
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Sends the invoice, takes the payment and files every payment and receipt in Xero, QuickBooks, FreeAgent or Sage.
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Keeps it all running, fixes anything that breaks and sends you a short monthly report: calls answered, jobs booked, reviews in.
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The one named person here. Zac reviews every build before it goes live, and if you have a question, you can email him directly.
Work out your own number
What do missed calls cost you?
How it works
A written proposal before anything starts.
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We look at your business
Your website, your Google listing, your reviews and how other pest controllers near you do things.
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You get a proposal
What we found, how we’d fix each thing, a fixed price and the date it’ll be live. No sales call.
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We build it
Around the tools you already use, so there’s no new software to learn.
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We keep it running
One monthly fee for running costs and upkeep, plus a short monthly report.
Prices, in writing
Three promises, before you pay a penny.
£995
The most setup will ever cost
You see the full price, line by line, before you agree to anything. Nothing is billed by the hour. After that it’s one monthly fee, which you can cancel whenever you like.
On time
Or your setup fee back
Setup fee refunded if it isn't live by the build date we quote; monthly is cancel-anytime.
3 free
Founding places in each town
The first 3 businesses in each town get setup free, in exchange for an honest review and a short case study once it’s running. Your proposal shows how many places are left in your town.
Questions
What pest controllers ask us.
Can it tell a wasp nest from a rat problem?
It asks the questions you’d ask, then books the right treatment and price you’ve set for each.
Can it schedule repeat visits for contracts?
Yes. Contract visits can be set up on a repeating schedule, with reminders and invoices.
Is it discreet?
Yes. Messages don’t mention the pest in the preview text unless you want them to.
Do I have to change my phone number?
No. Calls are forwarded from your existing number, either all the time, only when you don’t pick up, or only out of hours.
Is there a contract?
No minimum term. Cancel the monthly whenever you like.
Start here
Rather just ask us?
Email us your business name and town. We’ll look at how you take work in now and reply in writing with what we’d fix and what it would cost. No call.
Or run the free check: check your pest control website
Trades we work with
